eBay auction
3/3/2018 03:33:33 PDT
Starting bid: $0.03
Buy It Now price: $3,333.33
Description:
Oh my God...Marge, look what I did!
You are bidding on a rare triplet vanilla wafer, guaranteed authentic (found in this unique condition, not cobbled together by some confectionery confederate). After decades of mass-produced food, imperfect pieces aren't unheard of and even conjoined twin cookies are common enough, but this three-part discovery has made humanity question everything we thought we knew about anything. Is this the ghost of Walt Disney, reincarnated in snack form? Could it be an alien tribute to Deadmau5 ?? Is it the first-ever accurate sign of The Apocalypse?!?
A triple treat so mystifying that it is worthy of an altar for worship...yet still fresh enough that it can be consumed by a mere mortal wishing to unlock the tasty meaning of life in one big bite.
AUCTION PICS ARE SCANS OF THE ACTUAL ITEM YOU WILL RECEIVE
(not a stock photo or found image...because no such images existed, until now!)
